Wed give anything to be a cat. Sleeping 23 hours a day, using our pie plate eyes to charm people into giving us treats, knocking heirlooms off of high shelves and not being punished for it. Doesnt that sound like the life to you? And if anyone wronged us by doing something unforgivable like, say, accidentally stepping on our tail five years ago, then you can bet wed get revenge by using our razor sharp cat claws to turn their favorite couch into festive confetti while they were away at work.

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