Squashed Dreams Again It must be really hard to be a pumpkin. You spend most of your life sitting in a field hoping that some bird doesnt come and peck you apart to get at your seeds, or that some mouse wont decide to eat you, only to be picked and cut apart to be some porch decoration. Of course, you have the distinction of being one of the brightest and coolest vegetables in the world, but that is small benefit when you are forced to wear a toothy smile all fall. Well, on the plus side, at least you get to be front and center to see all the awesome costumes that people choose each year!

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