Poor Rudolphs sad childhood is well documented in song, tale, and even a series of dramatic documentaries that give us some real insight into the troubling social stratification that happens within holiday season heroes. One little olfactory mutation and a poor flying reindeer is cast as outcast, rejected from perfecting his airbending talents, pushed to the back of the line for Santa snuggles, and even sent off to Misfit Island to deal with some monstrous machinations of gift elf mistakes. And we thought it was tough having acne in high school! Things have improved for Rudolph ever since he learned to turn his slight deformity into a super power at least when there is a particularly foggy Christmas evening.

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