It has always been a terrible idea to rob graves throughout history. We sincerely hope you are not engaging in such activities. If you are, we urge you to cease immediately. Not only is grave robbing highly disrespectful, but there is also the looming threat of encountering mummies. You may be thinking, "Mummies are not real." However, consider this - why would there be costumes designed for people to dress up as mummies if they were merely mythical creatures? It simply does not add up. The existence of mummies is a reality, and they are not pleased with individuals trespassing their final resting places for personal gain. Imagine being a mummy, peacefully wrapped in your bandages, only to have someone intrude on your tomb, eyeing your precious possessions. Even if nothing is taken, the intrusion is still a violation. The audacity of grave robbers to disrupt their eternal slumber is truly intolerable. The notion of the mummy police being slow to respond further exacerbates the situation, leading the mummies to take matters into their own hands by cursing and haunting those who disturb them. Before partaking in such illicit activities, one must consider the repercussions on those whose graves are being pilfered. Those who find themselves fed up with grave robbers should perhaps embrace the mummy lifestyle, adding a touch of justice to the situation. A mummy's retaliation is merely an act of seeking fairness for the disrespect shown to them. So, instead of delving into grave robbing, perhaps contemplate the impact it has on others. And if you wish to deter such actions, why not adopt the mummy persona, giving you the chance to pursue the culprits and maybe even enjoy a peaceful moment with a cup of coffee and a good book - a rare treat for those confined within their tombs.

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