In this land, we uphold laws to maintain order and structure. Your child, as adorable as they might be, cannot simply roam freely without consequence. Our laws are essential for the harmony of our society and are a cornerstone of what makes our nation great. Allowing every irresistibly cute baby to charm bystanders, diners, and park visitors with their innocent gestures would only plunge us into chaos. Your baby, with those captivating chubby cheeks, poses a disruption, their innocence seemingly staining the fabric of our nation. Thus, we must take action. Your baby will be confined in the (Play) Pen alongside other cherubic troublemakers, so they can learn the impact of their cuteness and the responsibilities it carries. Yes, they will be booked and locked up, hopefully realizing that in this country, even being a cutie patootie has repercussions. While serving their time in this makeshift penitentiary, your baby will require the Infant Time Out Prisoner Costume. This sleek black and white jumpsuit features Hook and Loop fasteners for easy wear and snap closures for convenience. The mesh sleeves adorned with amusing tattoos will assert your baby's presence among their fellow little inmates. Not to forget the skid-resistant booties with sole grips, perfect for evading the guards during a spirited game of Peek-a-Boo. The ensemble also includes a stretchy striped convict cap, essential for stroller outings secured with a chain gag, should your baby try to make an escape. There's a glimmer of hope too – perhaps your baby might earn time off for good behavior. But given those cheeks, we wouldn't bet on it! Take heart, dear parent, for this costume will add a playful twist to your baby's time spent gallivanting behind bars.

Price: $29.99

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